A fan sent me this and I thought it was really silly because how can anyone dislike yoghurt? Maybe this person is eating the wrong kinds of yoghurt or hasn’t found their personal favourite yet and that’s alright because it happens sometimes but I guess iof they really don’t like it after trying all of them they can freeze all of them and try them frozen because that makes it even better sometimes so they will have to apologise for the silly things they said.
truthanddarkness asked: Your satire is brilliant.
Thank you but I don’t know what you mean, this is my hobby and I am a yoghurt enthusiast like many of my friends who follow me. I watched American Psycho once and that was meant to be a satire of American 80’s yuppy culture, but all I could think about was Christian Bale sharing some yoghurt with the girl who plays Christie in that movie but I’m sorry thank you.
This is a personal favourite of mine because she has such a silly face!
She’s a funny girl and she is so silly trying to lick the yoghurt with the back of her tongue! I tried to do this and it was so silly and I got yoghurt everywhere. I think she’s really funny and she likes to do silly things sometimes and that’s cool because people with a sense of humour have a lot of friends and I think she might. I tried doing it as well so I guess we have something in common and we might be friends one day.
Anonymous asked: yay you're back i was kind of getting worried that you quit or something!
Quit?
That would be so silly. Why would I quit? This is my hobby and I couldn’t let my fellow hobby enthusiasts down. I was a little busy because I’ve been trying to go outside recently and make new friends but is very difficult because I don’t think I share the same interests as many people and a lot of people have seen this now and are not understanding how beautiful it is but that’s their problem and not mine.
This is a personal favourite of mine because she’s a lot like the last one! She has blue eyes and brown hair and is really pale but she really enjoys yoghurt and the best kind too, plain. If it’s greek yoghurt and plain she has really good taste but I guess if it’s just plain not-greek yoghurt she still has pretty good taste because plain yoghurt is best yoghurt. She also has her yoghurt from the jar and I do too especially glass because it tastes better out of it. Her kitchen is at an angle and that is so silly, because it must be really difficult to put everything in the fridge or maybe it’s just inconvenient, I’m not too sure maybe I’ll slant my fridge some time.
This is a personal favourite of mine because she looks really educated while she eats her yoghurt. I am also a yoghurt enthusiast/connoisseur and enjoy the finer yoghurts that I come across and I see that she does as well and I see she has come across a really fine yoghurt because she is raising it questioningly as if to motion that it is of a fine nature. I also think she’s really nice because she has really cool eyes that she matches with her dresses and I think that is really cool because sometimes I match the colour of my eyes with my shoes and belt because I think they’re really key items and so are my eyes so I guess we have something in common.
Today is my birthday and I have spent a bit of it thinking of what to give my friends and yoghurt enthusiasts so I posted a new picture for you guys to like and to admire because I really liked it and it’s a personal favourite of mine, it is really good and she’s really pretty and looks like she really enjoys yoghurt so it was the perfect birthday gift for the internet to give me and I really wanted to share it with you guys and I hope you have a happy day.
Thank you,
Zac, Yoghurt Enthusiast.
P.S. I just realised tumblr still thinks it’s March the 18th! How silly is that? It is actually March the 19th otherwise I wouldn’t say this message tumblr is so behind the times.
This is a personal favourite of mine. Today is my birthday friends and yoghurt enthusiasts and I really wanted to be able to share my special day with you because I thought it’d be really cool and I haven’t updated this in a few days and that was really silly of me but I will post one now. I really like this one because she looks so relieved that she is eating yoghurt because she looks like she hasn’t eaten it for a while and I know that feeling. When my parents gave me a tub this morning because they had set out my breakfast I hadn’t eaten yoghurt recently and I closed my eyes and savoured the flavour because it was such a relief to feel the consistency and taste it! I really think she is having the same thing and she looks as if she’s in bliss. She also has a really pretty face and really long fingers like me! So I guess we have something in common, and we might even have a lot in common.
My name is Zac and I'm really in to pictures of women smiling with yoghurt.
